.Friday, August 22, 2008 ' 11:26 PM Y
10 reasons why Boon Lay is a lousy location
1. it is forever crowded. and for some reason foreign talents like to appear here.
2. MRT stinks. because of a cadbury factory -.-
3. the bus interchange is so big it so tiring to walk to the end
4. 179 is right at the end &$**(^
5. the queues can stretch from one end of the interchange to the other.
6. which means if you gong gong didn't know that this is the queue for 179, you need to walk all the way back to the other end to queue (see point 3)
7. the buses are speeding double deckers which stikes fear in your heart whenever it turns at corners, fully demonstrating circular motion
8. once you step into boon lay, you think the journey to orchard is like a trip round Cape of Good Hope
9. JP becomes your best friend (cues OH IT WAS SAD music)
10. too many flier giving uncles who seem to believe that i am a pri6 pupil requiring tuition
im searching for optical illusions now. damn cool man!
and im not slacking hoh. this is my tutorial.
im serious!
